- Which one sexts like a straight white boy? Both. They purposefully try to sext like straight white boys as a joke but it lowkey still turns them on.
- Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? Bonnie. She’s a squishy little jelly bean and disney movies make her feel all the emotions.
- Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Atticus. Forks, spoons, aluminium foil, you name it. He’s always putting stupid stuff in the microwave and then acts surprised when it starts making explosive sounds and Bonnie’s like “Nice job, Professor.”
- Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? Bonnie.
- Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Atticus, but Bonnie doesn’t mind. She takes his cold hands in hers and rubs them until he warms up.
- Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? Atticus. He loves watching The Voice. Bonnie teases him about it and he’s always like “I watch it ironically. I don’t actually like it.” But she knows that’s not true because he gets really bummed out when his favourite contestant is eliminated and he sulks around for the rest of the day.
- Who laughs more during sex? Bonnie. She gets all giggly when she remembers that they’re basically living out the naughty professor fantasy.
- WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? Bonnie. She likes to do a lot of butt wiggling and feels smug when Atticus gets all hot and bothered.
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