Bamon Gone Girl AU because honestly he’s the only one I can see being that inconsiderate and make her that insane. And vise versa minus the inconsiderate part.

jazzywazzy89:

Hey anon,

So I laughed at this description because of the accuracy. Like Damon is a hot ass mess and he could make anyone that insane. Also I feel like I have seen a trailer for this AU on YouTube. If we’re going here though then the Amazing Amy book series her parents write need to be witchcraft based in an effort for her dad to be the next JK Rowling and as a nod to canon. Kai can be Desi because he’s the only one creepy and obsessive enough for Bonnie to murder without remorse. Elena would be the one he’s having an affair with. Caroline the oblivious pregnant friend. Ric the attorney. Tyler and Hayley the ones who rob Bonnie blind. Matt and Liz Forbes as the investigating officers and of course Stefan the concerned sibling.

Someone write this because I don’t have time. Lol

Lololol, Delena fans & Elena stans in the tags like “Omg stop saying Bonnie was Elena’s slave she wasn’t!!1!!11. They’re BFFs fo lyfe!!!1!111!! They’re sisterzzzz!!!” Hahahahaha what a fucking joke. Bonnie is legit hanging around over Elena’s shoulder trying to comfort & console her, LITERALLY. What has Elena done for Bonnie recently??? Yeah, okay.

irresistible-revolution:

jazzywazzy08-deactivated2014070:

Riiiiighhhttt! And I love how Elena has been making Bonnie’s death about herself and not doing a thing to remedy the situation. Maybe people wouldn’t say Bonnie was Elena’s slave if Elena didn’t treat her like one. Like what the fuck should Bonnie be consoling Elena when Bonnie is the one fucking dead. And quiet as its kept we haven’t even addressed the fact that Elena tried to kill her ass twice last season and said she didn’t care about her. I don’t give a fuck if Elena didn’t have no humanity she never apologized for that shit and she never thanked Bonnie for dying for her ass. And Bonnie had more to say about everyone else at her own fucking memorial  than they had to say about her. Belena has not been a friendship since season one. This bitch lost me when after Bonnie got her fucking neck ripped open by Damon the best this bitch could do was cry about Stefan breaking up with her and not offering any ounce of comfort when Bonnie was fucking possessed and nearly killed. That shit right there was the beginning of the end. Like for real. Bonnie might be a friend to Elena but seriously Elena has not been a friend to Bonnie for a long as time now. Sisters my ass. 

^^^^ THIS

irresistible-revolution:

icannotlivewithoutmysoul:

irresistible-revolution:

eleusinianmystery:

irresistible-revolution:

lmaooo “feminists” on this website get so pressed if u don’t worship at the altar of white womanhood

Uh those are my tags….

no, i was referring to the person whose blog i linked to. your blog is not 50 shades of white, and i’m sorry i aligned your tags with white feminism, poor reading on my part. I’ve been frustrated by the amount of pro-Elena shit in the Bonnie tags and lashed out. still not an excuse for mixing stuff up, sorry

I’m sorry? I adore Bonnie and I freely acknowledge the racist undertones of her relationship with Elena. I still don’t see what that has to do with my not wanting Elena to be blamed for the actions of two misogynistic murderers and sexual predators.

Bonnie doesn’t just have a racist relationship with Elena she has a racist relationship with the entire goddamn show, the Salvatores are sexist fuckheads as are all the white men on that show but they’ll always protect/value the white women like Elena and Caroline, even if that valuing is a form of objectification. Meanwhile Bonnie is expendable in every way, especially when it comes to saving white women’s lives. This show is one metaphorical plantation and i really can’t muster any sympathy or solidarity for the plantation mistresses???

re: the elena comments she’s certainly not my favorite person but i think why people on here feel the need to defend her is because of a lot of criticism against her focuses immensely on her sexuality/sexual activities with the salvatore brothers and others as something bad (“she can’t pick one!” “i can’t believe she sleeping with both of them!”) which salvatore criticism is nonsexist, and IS nonsexist when concerning their sexual conquests, cont’d

irresistible-revolution:

(CONTD)  so i think that defense of elena largely stems from people’s exhaustion that a woman’s sexuality is being used as a basis for disliking her, instead of legitimate reasons for not liking her (END)

___

ok but the Golden White Vagina is an actual trope that exists in our culture and has existed since the plantation days to value white cis-het women above all others. it’s also a trope that’s built on the demonization and de-sexualization of women of color, particularly Black women. If ppl wanna talk about how that trope negatively impacts white women, when they can just put on some pearls and return to the bosom of the white patriarchy whenever they feel threatened, they can go right ahead but i’m 600% nhft was never here for that and won’t ever be here for that, not when WOC are being violated and exploited daily by the cult of white womanhood. so

amazingao3tags:

Platonic Bonus Round: Some of the more choice and bizarre tags involving “platonic.”

Side note: “Platonic” no longer looks like a real word to me. Send help.

Also, a note to the last author: Anything can be a tag if you believe it in your beautiful heart.