Preacher AU:

That’s why we’re gonna go out and actually find God,”  Damon said as though that was a simple task.

“Oh, like a–like a road trip? With buckets of guns, sex, drugs, and shady characters dressed in bikinis?” Kai said with the excitement of a kid in a candy shop.

“Yeah. I imagine there’ll be a bit of that.”  

“I’m in. Done.”

“I’m sorry, we’re just gonna, like, drive around, shooting people, getting sated, and looking for God?” Birdy interjected–the only one with any sense. 

“Oh, I’m so in!” 

Based on this post from @bonkai-coven

bonniebennettkingdom:

title: path of thorns

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11073021/1/Path-Of-Thorns

author: sweetpeachytrina

synopsis:

Now that Bonnie is back home safely, she is faced with several complicated situations that requires her immediate attention. Saving Mama Salvatore, finding Caroline, and dealing with her own post traumatic stress disorder. When she finds herself torn between Damon and Kai, will she chose the lesser of the two evils, or will the weight of all of her burdens prove too much to bear?

pairing: bonkai / bamon

status: complete multichapter

Bonkaimon, Strippers

stellanoble:

“Remind me why I agreed to this?” Bonnie growls.

“Because he wont tell us where Lily has her little ‘family’ hidden unless we, and I’m quoting here, ‘bond with him.’” Damon catches Bonnie’s glare and tries not to laugh at her discomfort. “Come on, Bon. It could be worse.”

“Hey Bonster, it’s time for your lapdance!” Kai smiles as he approaches with a redhead siliconed stripper who smells like strawberries.

Bonnie sighs. “I hate you both.”

Damon laughs.