Preacher AU:
“That’s why we’re gonna go out and actually find God,” Damon said as though that was a simple task.
“Oh, like a–like a road trip? With buckets of guns, sex, drugs, and shady characters dressed in bikinis?” Kai said with the excitement of a kid in a candy shop.
“Yeah. I imagine there’ll be a bit of that.”
“I’m in. Done.”
“I’m sorry, we’re just gonna, like, drive around, shooting people, getting sated, and looking for God?” Birdy interjected–the only one with any sense.
“Oh, I’m so in!”
Based on this post from @bonkai-coven