Sex between Bonnie and Kai is literally earth moving. The house they’re in almost collapsed. Fire ignited, there were tremors, hurricane force winds, etc.

While sex with Kai is really really hot, it’s also really really inconvenient. Every time they fucked there was always the probability of death, she kept a weapon nearby just in case while they were in 1994, but death from the elements, it was almost as though the universe was trying to keep them apart. She almost broke it off a few times, she couldn’t in good conscience put that many lives at risk, but she always succumbed, he was her weakness. They eventually came to compromise, staying in sparsely populated areas, but his impulsiveness was sure to be the death of someone.

What if Bonnie has a special trait where Kai siphoning her doesn’t have ill or harmful effects so it doesn’t hurt, and he can channel from her just by being in close proximity?

It’s why they’re so attuned to each other ALWAYS. He senses her the moment she pops up in to his prison world and she feels him the moment she’s there too. She was the first to feel when he got out of 1903, and knew automatically that he escaped hell despite 2 other people getting out along with him. They were made for each other.

Bonnie and Kai crashing one of the many, many parties Mystic Falls throws every other week and raising Hell. Looking amazing in their outfits and serving up wicked evil couple vibes, being all affectionate while eradicating their enemies

Elena: I can’t believe you brought him here. You know he tortured me right?

Bonnie: And Damon ripped out my throat and yet you brought him anyway. We all got issues, at least I’m honest with mine.

Caroline: That’s not fair Bon-

Kai: I’m sorry, who is this? And how is she relevant when I’ve never met her in my life.

Stefan: Hey man, watch it.

Kai: Stefon! Man I’ve heard a lot about you, mostly through Damon. I see what he meant about the brooding thing. Does it get hard making that same grumpy face.

Damon: Hey the only one who can pick on my brother is me.

Kai: We know and you do it I so well.

Bonnie: Come on, Kai, let’s go get a drink. I hear it’s an open bar.

*Bonnie and Kai saunter off together leaving her “friends” the sour faces*

Bonnie and Kai having children. Twins, obviously. And they’re gonna be immensely powerful. The whole Gemini Coven is shaking.

Not just the Gemini coven, the whole world is shaking because when the two most powerful covens create a union, such as children, you bet the world is going to notice. You thought Hope and the twins were powerful, well they ain’t got nothing on Parker-Bennett children. They were doomed from the start, but blessed in many other ways.

Headcanons: Nicknames for Bonnie ships

Kai: We’ve already seen with BonBon, he’s going to come up with fun nicknames that’ll be sarcastically shippy like Bae, Babe, Baby, Honey, etc.

Damon: Also as seen, he’s going to always find bad puns that have to do with being a witch.

Stefan: I don’t actually see him calling much beyond her own name. He never really struck me as the nickname type, but I could see him calling her Bon.

Tyler: Last name, Bennett. He hasn’t really out grown his jock days completely so he’ll still refer to her by her last name (which make the TATBILB AU by @jazzywazzy89 all the more perfect to me).

Klaus: Again basing it off the show, he’ll have fun little nicknames that’ll sound old like my little witch, or witchling, or little bird because they have the dynamic Bamon from books had more than show Bamon.

Elijah: He’d call her Ms.Bennett well into their marriage and when she’d ask him why he’d say, “I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

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Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf

It’s Halloween Night, who knows what could be lurking in the woods.

So I was working on Day 3 of Boo-Kai week (Trick or Treat) and of course this little ship that could have been comes sneaking up on me. I mean how could they not, they are after all the witch and the werewolf and it’s Halloween month. As with most of my Tonnie fics this is just plain hot, steamy, and impossible smut with a bit of background but I just mostly wanted to see these two fuck.

Tagging the only people I know that care about Tonnie: @laptiteantillais @jazzywazzy89 @thefudge @irresistible-revolution @thehedgerider @entwinedloop @vanann6 @thebennettdiaries @bonneibennett (there maybe more I just don’t know or can think of right now)

                                 XXX


It was Halloween and this year she chose to be little red riding hood. Her grams had helped her with the costume and told her the big bad wolf better not be showing up on her doorstep later. They laughed obviously, and Bonnie said, “the wolf should be more afraid of you.” Her Grams had concurred with a “damn right,” and the fell into a fit of laughter. 

She was wandering around the Lockwood’s enormous backyard, if you can even call it that. She could hear the loud thumping music from the main house—parties were never her scene. Maybe she was just a homebody, maybe she just liked staying home with her close friends, or maybe she just got tired of being left to her own devices while her friends partied irresponsibly expecting her always to get them home safely. Whatever it was she could count on one hand the amount of times she actually had fun at a party. 

She heard footsteps in the grass and when she turned she saw him, Tyler Lockwood. He was shirtless because it wouldn’t be Halloween if his costume came with a shirt. He was supposed to be the big bad wolf, but with the way his pants were ripped she almost would have pegged him as the Incredible Hulk. She chuckled at the cheesiness of it, but that was Tyler in a nutshell and since triggering his wolf he definitely wasn’t going to let a costume opportunity like this slide. His voice brought her out of her reverie.

“You lost Bennett, the party is up there.”

“No, I know exactly where I’m going.”

“And where exactly is that”

“Come and see.”

They walked for about ten minutes before she led him to a spot far away from his mansion and just stopped. He looked around curious what she was showing him, but came up with nothing. It was just the middle of the woods.

“Is there a reason why we’re in the ass crack of nowhere?”

“I’m meeting someone.”

“Please tell me it isn’t Gilbert.”

“So what if I was, what would be wrong with that?”

“Forget Jeremy Gilbert, go for the wolf.” He slowly walked toward her. “He can see you better…” He got closer than she was comfortable with so she slowly backed away. “…hear you better..” He had her backed against a tree. He whispered in her ear, “and eat you better.”

A shiver ran down her spine with his words. She grabbed him by the back of his head and whispered in a sultry tone, “all that talk, you better be able to put your money where you mouth is.”

He looked up at her with his signature cocky smile and with little warning he devoured her mouth. She moaned pressing herself further into him. This is what she was waiting for all night. There were very few parties she’d ever had fun at, but they we all spent with him, and with his recent developments she knew this time would be more fun than the last.

He moved down to her neck trailing large open mouth kisses before settling on a spot to mark her. His hands traveled up her legs covered in black sheer nylon. He picked at the clips where her garter met her thigh highs. Then he trailed up higher and found that she wasn’t wearing any panties. He growled into her neck and continued on his journey to the promise land. 

She widened her stance opening herself up to him. He teased her, lightly caressing her outer lips. He worked his way to the middle making his way to where she really wanted him. She jerked her hips in anticipation.

His hands stopped what he was doing. “Uh, uh, uh,” he said smiling. He pulled his head up and kissed her again, but more gently this time. “Be patient,” he said against her lips.

“No,” she whispered back boldly grabbing his dick through his pants moving her hand up and down working him up as well. He groaned in response.

He grabbed her wrist to stop her motions. “Nice try, but…” He kissed her forehead. “…you’re…” He kissed her left cheek. “…going…” He kissed her right cheek. “…to…” He kissed her nose. “…have…” He took her mouth again biting her lip as he pulled back. “…to be patient.” He slapped her bottom for emphasis. She squeaked in excitement.

She pulled him back into her kissing him, giving just as good as she got hooking her leg behind his waist. 

He goes back to work caressing her thigh this time smoothing his hands over her bare bottom. He kissed his way down her neck until he reached her breasts encased in a white peasant blouse. He pulled it down with his teeth and went in for the kill. Through her black lacy bra he sucked her nipple. She gasped at the feel. He knew that was one of her weak spots including that space behind her ear. 

From behind his hands made their way to her wet pussy. He slipped a finger testing the waters before slipping out. He grabbed the leg that was hooked around his waste and moved to rest on his shoulder. God, he loved how flexible she was.

He teased her again for a little bit before his thumb brushed against her clit in a circular motion. She hissed in his ear. He added his index and middle fingers pumping in and out of her. With her stable leg she started grind up and down humping his hand. Little whimpers were coming out of her mouth as he worked her up.

With little warning he stopped everything again and dropped down to his knees face to face with her pussy. She almost lost balance but was able to use the tree to stabilize herself.

It didn’t take him long to bury his tongue inside her. She tasted delicious and he couldn’t wait to taste more. 

Her hands immediately went to his hair. At first gently combing through with her fingers but the more aggressive he got eating her out the harder her grip became. She nearly suffocated him the moment he sucks her clit in his mouth flicking his tongue against the pearl. She was seeing stars. She felt herself about to cum when everything abruptly stopped. She let out a noise of dissatisfaction. He got up from the cold forest ground and boxed her in between is arms again.

Over the years he’d learned just how important the build up was for her. Instant gratification was never her game so he delighted in the little pout that graced her face when he stopped.

He leaned over and kissed her with wild abandon. “Taste that,” he said in between kisses, “do you taste how good are.” She moaned, her insides clenched with words.

He backed away from her—she was about to protest but then she heard the all to familiar sound of her clothes ripping. If she wasn’t so turned on she’d had definitely been pissed, however two can play at that game. With a little help from magic she tears the one piece of clothing he was wearing to shreds. His dick twitched. 

Cornering her again he lifted her up by her by her thighs and sat her right on his dick. They both hummed at the contact, of finally being home. He pumped into her slowly at first, but that didn’t last long before he was pounding into her scraping he back against the tree. She was thankful she had the barrier of the cloak to not completely scratch up her back, but she honestly didn’t care—it added to the pleasure. 

He had wound her so tight before every move he made inside her felt good. She didn’t know how long she’d last before she ended up cumming all over his dick. He was rock hard underneath her—apparently he wasn’t the only one wound up. He stroked at an angle that hit a spot she didn’t even know existed and that’s when she lost it. 

Her screams were loud enough for the people back at the party could hear her. She felt her walls clamp down on him and just when she thought it was over for both of them he continued to fuck her through it, hard, and it sent right back into another one. She wanted to tell him slow down or something, but she was barely able to form words. It was almost tortuous, she couldn’t stop cumming. 

He attacked her clit–he wanted to prolong the feeling of her pussy going crazy on his cock. She wanted him to stop, she was feeling something unfamiliar–It almost felt like she had to pee. She was trying to tell him too much, but then she exploded—things were slippery and she felt stuff shooting out of her—like a guy. She was mildly confused but it felt too good for her to question anything. She was reduced to sobs with no control over her own movements. The euphoria was like nothing she had experienced before.

She didn’t know it but that was the trick to ending this torture because the moment she released all over him was the moment whatever self control he had with her pussy going crazy on him snapped. He grunted and wailed, a noise he never thought he could make, as he pumped his cum inside her. He collapsed still holding her up but using the tree more for leverage.  

They stayed like that for a while with him firmly planted inside her. He felt the combined remnants of them pooled at his waist dripping down his legs. Though it was kinda gross he felt proud of himself especially when he felt that she was still having after shocks. 

“Fuck,” she sighed out. She could finally form words again.

“I know,” he said smiling up at her. He took a moment to gently peck her on the lips before putting her down. 

They both collapsed on to the cold ground not caring about their nakedness.

“God I love Halloween.”

“You’re just saying that because we just had sex.”

“True, but also every year you’re dressed sexy as hell and I’m lucky enough to get to hit it. It’s like a tradition. A "fucking” tradition.“

She blushed. "God, do you always have to be so crass.”

“Don’t act like you don’t know what you signed up for.”

“Well, if you don’t cut it out you won’t get round two.”

“We can’t have that.” He leaned over and kissed her lazily. 

He moved down to her neck nipping her skin delightfully. He abruptly stopped and she was about to protest when he flipped her over on her hands and knees. He gently caressed her bottom before giving it a quick thwack. He leaned over and whispered in her ear, “We both know round two is my favorite." 

He slapped her ass once more sending shivers down her spine again. Tonight was going to be a long night, and she couldn’t wait for what was to come. 

Anybody else notice that in Bonnie’s dream Kai isn’t wearing what she last saw him in but what he was wearing when he was trying to apologize?

 This is what she last saw him wearing:

This is what he was wearing when he tried to apologize:

which is the exact same as this:

If her subconscious thought he escaped wouldn’t he be wearing what she last saw him in? I wouldn’t exactly say she felt guilty for leaving him there but I know it means something that while he’s guilt tripping her in her dream he’s wearing the same thing he was when he was asking her for a chance. 

I ship Bonnie with a lot of people but if your fic is going to have Kai in it and Bonkai isn’t endgame I’m not going to read it.

The only exception I have to this is Tonnie and that’s a) because there’s so few fics with them and b) due to their positions as worst treated characters it’s the only ship I can reasonably see shipped over Bonkai. But this is something I’ve never come across and probably never will.

Bonus:

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The Vampire Diaries Honest Trailer: Starring

Life (Sh*t) Happens Chapter 5 Archive of Our Own

“Hello, Earth to Bonnie,” Elena shouted breaking her train of thought.

“What?”

“I asked how your day was and you completely blanked on me.”

“Oh, my day was fine, same as yesterday.”

“Thank you, really informative.”

“What do you want Elena? Not everyone has a new exciting internship at the newspaper. Some of us have very monotonous lives.”

“Bonnie I was just making conversation something you haven’t been doing lately.”

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