
“Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”

“Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”

inFamous AU
“I got this energy now. I gotta burn it off.”
“I mean there’s plenty of activists over-”
“Wanna hook up?”
“Activists can wait.”
Bonnie grabbed Kai and kissed him. Kai broke away for a moment.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa. You wanna go some place where bodies don’t get riddled with bullets during foreplay?”
“Foreplay is for the weak,” she said wrapping her legs around his waist.“
Bonnie is an escaped conduit who can control neon. Kai is a conduit who can absorb the powers of other conduit. Together they work to take down the DUP a government organization who have labeled people with powers as Bioterrorists in order to justify capturing and experimenting on them.








Bonkai + Chemistry

Ever After: Series Finale AU
Bonnie sat peacefully humming to herself in what was to be her son’s nursery. There were still a few things that needed to be added but they had everything they needed set up if she went into labor early.
She was in awe of everything, she never thought she could be this happy–life had never been that kind to her–but here she was happily married and getting ready to welcome her first child into the world and the best part about it was that there wasn’t danger looming over her head.
Although, despite her happiness, today did have a dark cloud–it was the five year anniversary of her best friend’s death. They tried everything they could, even sunk so low as to ask for Kai’s help but he wouldn’t budge no matter what they offered him. They realized the only thing they could do was make sure she was comfortable when she died and say their final goodbyes. A tear fell from her eye thinking back on that day.
She rubbed her stomach reminding herself of all the happiness she’s had since then. After enduring tragedy after tragedy it seemed it was finally her time to be happy–for real this time.
That’s how Tyler found her, sitting in a rocking chair tearfully smiling down at their baby.
“Hey, you,” he whispered trying not to ruin the moment.
“Hey, how was the store?”
“A complete nightmare, you’re lucky you stayed home, your back would have been killing you.”
“What’s new,” she said snorting.
“I thought you were resting?”
“I tried, but I couldn’t stop thinking about everything so I came in here to calm me down.”
He walked over to his wife and kneeled in front of her. Taking her face in his hands he said, “Everything is going to alright. Nothing is after us and nothing is after our baby. Everything is great and nothing is going to ruin that.”
“I know. It’s just so hard to believe.”
“Well believe it baby because it’s true. We are well on our way to being the average American family, 2.5 kids and all.”
“Nothing will ever be average about us.”
“I suppose the witch and werewolf thing get in the way of that, but it won’t stop us from being happy, and I am very very happy.”
“Me too,” she said filled with joy.
He leaned into her and kissed her softly. “I’m glad to hear that.”
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An AU where Tyler is a werewolf and heals in the trunk of his car. Or better yet an AU where Tyler doesn’t even show up to stop Damon because why would he give a flying fuck about Damon Salvatore, a man who killed both his father and his uncle, and lives the rest of his life away from Mystic Falls as planned until he runs into Bonnie while out on one of her travels.
They can’t get each other out of their heads and instead of fight the familiarity they act on it and fall in love and eventually get married and have a baby continuing their family lines that were completely dismantled in canon.
Based off this post I made.
This is a dress I wore in 2011 for a NAM pageant.

For reasons not related to this dress I did not win. What I wanted to point out is this.

This is the dress Bonnie wore to Caroline’s wedding and if you noticed it’s nearly the exact same as my dress from 2011.

While I didn’t hate this dress I never really liked it. It was mostly functional. It was the only dress I could find that fit my boobs (they’re quite large) and didn’t drag on the floor (a rule from the pageant).
When I saw this dress on Bonnie I didn’t feel any different. While she is significantly more beautiful than me not even she could make this dress look anything other than functional. It’s a pretty dress but not one that wows anyone. It reminds me of her prom dress.

It’s pretty on her and functional as a prom dress but it’s very muted especially compared the other prom dresses in that episode.

It not news that they put Bonnie in muted clothes but this is season 8, her wardrobe had actually improved by this point. However something I noticed while making my survey is that her wardrobe actually got worse in season 8 and the fact that I actually own one of the dresses they put her in is proof of that.
I’ve mentioned many, many times before how this frustrates me I just thought I would add to that long list because every corner I turn I find something new in terms of how they screwed over Bonnie.

Dexter AU
“I don’t have feelings about anything but if I could have feelings at all, I’d have them for Bon.”
Fuck this noise.
Doesn’t need to be said but I’m saying it.
Elena wouldn’t have the cure if it weren’t for Bonnie. Elena wouldn’t be alive if it weren’t for Bonnie. Elena wouldn’t have her brother if it weren’t for Bonnie. Elena wouldn’t have Stefan or Damon if it weren’t for Bonnie (even if I don’t really see the value of either in her life). Essentially Elena wouldn’t have shit if it weren’t for Bonnie because the show built itself on Bonnie’s back. I think it’s about time Bonnie got something in return and since Elena wasn’t giving her anything she was perfectly in her right to take it.
No wonder Kat and Steven were so confused when it happened.
Being Human
A vampire, a werewolf, and a ghost all living under one roof trying to be human.
I’m continuing my rewatch of TVD from a year ago. I’ve forgotten so much from the earlier seasons especially S3 due to the fact that at the time my DVR didn’t record a lot of episodes and I’ve never had the drive to try and watch them. Plus this will make finishing that survey a lot easier.
But dear Lord wish me luck because last time I couldn’t make it past 2×12. The show is so bad, Elena is so bad, Damon is actually tolerable at this point, Stefan was getting more interesting from being the boring straight man character but I can’t wait for season 3 when he really stops being that boring character from season 1.
Highlights: Caroline and Tyler are adorable but I know S3 is going to ruin that. Bonnie in a semi love triangle with Luka and Jeremy which will get ruined later that season because she choses Jeremy who basically badgered her into a relationship and Luka turns out to be just another scum bag using her.
I really don’t know how I’m going to make it though this, even the highlights are horrible.

Edit: I didn’t even make it to episode 12. That was the episode I needed to watch next. I really don’t have much hope for getting through this but hopefully I make to season 3.
Update: Review of the episode
Update 2: Review of the next episode