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“Remind me why I agreed to this?” Bonnie growls.

“Because he wont tell us where Lily has her little ‘family’ hidden unless we, and I’m quoting here, ‘bond with him.’” Damon catches Bonnie’s glare and tries not to laugh at her discomfort. “Come on, Bon. It could be worse.”

“Hey Bonster, it’s time for your lapdance!” Kai smiles as he approaches with a redhead siliconed stripper who smells like strawberries.

Bonnie sighs. “I hate you both.”

Damon laughs.