A: If you’re out there right now, and I’m your daddy. I’ll support you.
B: We’re going to get mail about this–We’re going to get two types of mail out of this.
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I hope women take over NASA.
GMM 1043 (via goodmythicalquotes)
The La La Lamb Meatballs are served with some olive mediocre tap dancing-enade and some white jasmine rice… The rice is a little bland, though.
GMM 1080 (via goodmythicalquotes)
My eyes were bigger than my balls.
GMM 1091 (via goodmythicalquotes)
If it’s gonna look congealed in your stomach, it might as well look like it now. I think Taco Bell has been living by that mantra for years.
GMM 1103 (via goodmythicalquotes)
Cat wine: when you don’t want to drink alone and your cat is the only person you know.
GMM 1105 (via goodmythicalquotes)
What do the “A” and “W” in A&W Root Beer stand for? [x]
POC of TVD 