Bonnie: I have things to do.
Damon: *opens his mouth*
Bonnie: Not you.
*points to Nora*
Bonnie: Her.
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Kai: here,
hold thisBonnie: …that’s
your handKai: yeah
Bonnie: I might kiss you.
Kai: I might be bad at it.
Bonnie: Thats not possible
Bonnie: Why is there a man bleeding all over my grandmother’s couch.
Kai: Because I really wanted pizza but I didn’t have the money to pay him.
Bonnie: Ugh, this is why we can’t have nice things.
Damon: What did you expect Bonnie to do when she saw you?
Kai: I don’t know? Slap me, and then proceed to fuck my brains out for the next day and a half.
Damon: Why would you think any of that would happen?
Kai: Because that’s what happened last time.
kai: your so cute i could just eat you out
bonnie: …
kai: i mean up…no i don’t.
bonnie: you’re crazy!
kai: about you and everything you do.
Kai: I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don’t want any judgement or criticism.
Bonnie: And you came to me?
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Bonnie: “Right, I’m here. It’s time to end this once and for all. Give me back Elena.”
Kai: “No.”
Bonnie: “No? What do mean-” *looks to the right* “Is that a candlelight dinner?”
Kai: “Oh wow, yeah look at that….huh, well now that you’re here….”
Bonnie: ………
Bonnie: are you trying to be annoying, or does it come naturally?
Kai: it comes naturally.
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