Bonnie: Will it annoy you if I pray for you?
Kai: Yep!
Bonnie: I might do it anyway, then.
Kai: I’ll do some extra sinning to cancel it out.
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Bonnie: So, Kai’s doing the right thing instead of the selfish thing.
Jo: You did this to him.
Kai: I just kinda feel like we’re meant to be together. I mean look at how fate keeps throwing us at each other
Bonnie: Its 3 am and you’re stuck in my window. how did you even get there?
Kai: Fate, I just told you. Aren’t you listening?
Bonnie: You know, I kind of like this whole real human thing you got going on.
Kai: Are you flirting with me?
Bonnie: You wish.
Kai: Shh. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness.
Bonnie: That’s the sound of people dying, Kai!
Kai: That’s what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming, and then silence.
Bonnie: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Kai: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Bonnie: Oh.
Kai: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
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