Veronica and JD in Hats

*corpse lying on the floor*
Veronica: Explain what happened before I got home.
JD: Well, I was upstairs…
Veronica: Okay.
JD: I was sitting in my room, reading a book.
Veronica: Go on.
JD: And well, this guy walked in…
Veronica: Okay.
JD: So I went up to him…
Veronica: Yes.
JD: And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Veronica:
JD:
Veronica: JD, that kills people!
JD: Oh! Well, I, uh, I didn’t know that.
Veronica: How could you not know that?!
JD: Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck.