Kai: *writes “K” on Elena’s cheek.
Me: Kai, sweetie.”Cunt” we write with “C” not “K”.
lol
From @otis_unleashed: “When you have complete control over your drinking habit #wineoclock 🍷” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/2y0klL0 ]
Some Other Race???😂😂😂
what???
😂
😂
😂
Veronica and JD in Hats
*corpse lying on the floor*
Veronica: Explain what happened before I got home.
JD: Well, I was upstairs…
Veronica: Okay.
JD: I was sitting in my room, reading a book.
Veronica: Go on.
JD: And well, this guy walked in…
Veronica: Okay.
JD: So I went up to him…
Veronica: Yes.
JD: And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Veronica:
JD:
Veronica: JD, that kills people!
JD: Oh! Well, I, uh, I didn’t know that.
Veronica: How could you not know that?!
JD: Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck.
When Bonnie and Elena aren’t talking to one another, and Elena is trying too hard.
How human kind discowered milk?
I love Rhett’s mind so much. It must be really interesting place.
“What was it like playing vampire Bella?”
“WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS NONSENSE MEAN STEPHENIE”
kristen stewart had enough
“People don’t sound like wind chimes, Stephenie”
Nobody on this planet hates Twilight as much as the cast of Twilight and I respect and admire them for that.