If it’s gonna look congealed in your stomach, it might as well look like it now. I think Taco Bell has been living by that mantra for years.
GMM 1103 (via goodmythicalquotes)
Quotes
Cat wine: when you don’t want to drink alone and your cat is the only person you know.
GMM 1105 (via goodmythicalquotes)
lance is a bad boy until things get serious and then hes a sad boy
perhaps the best way ive ever described lance alvers in my life. period. must tag @avalanchiing for reasons (via cyrokinetic-iceman)
Draw me like one of your french fries –
Bonnie Bennett to Kai Parker, drunk, probably (via leidi-bonny-zivah)
POC of TVD 