Hey Anon! What happened last night was people were sending me ships and I was saying who did what in their relationships 🙂 I already did Klonnie, just search the Klonnie tag on my blog or go back a few pages and you’ll see but here’s the other three for you 🙂
Monnie!
Who cooks: Bonnie cooks or Matt brings in something from the kitchen At the Grille (By now, he owns the place because really, the owner is a piss poor excuse of a business man on the show lol).
Who does the laundry and other chores: Bonnie usually does the laundry. Any dry cleaning, Matt usually drops them off and picks them up. Matt washes the dishes usually and they take turns vacuuming and stuff.
How many children do they have: I see them with four, three boys and a girl.
Who’s more dominate: They are fairly equal with one another.
Favorite nonsexual activity: They usually have backyard barbeques with neighbors and friends from town (whoever is left alive that is)
Their favorite place to be together: At the Grille, cliché but they have so many memories there.
Any traditions: They light lanterns and release them into the sky for their loved ones who have passed and they hold town memorials for all those damn animal attacks that happened in the past.
Their “song”: Two In A Million by S Club 7 (I should punch myself in the feels for that)
What they do for each other on holidays: They take the kids to in town festivals and carnivals. They exchange gifts but they are big on just that, they stress the importance of family and what it means.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: They went to Aspen.
Where did they first meet: Kindergarten. Matt had a crush on her before he fell for Elena, they rekindled during freshman year at Whitmore.
Any pets: A golden retriever named Tiger and a sassy kitten named Sasha.
What do they fight over: The remote on game day and whose turn is it to drive the kids to and from school that week. Leaving the toilet seat up, (mainly Bonnie fussing with Matt and the boys).
Do they go on vacations, if so where: The family usually travel to Florida or upstate Virginia for camping.
Tonnie!
Who cooks: Tyler is always begging Bonnie to cook or bake cookies/order a pizza.
Who does the laundry and other chores: Bonnie, Tyler always tries to weasel his way out of things. He does handy work around the house when need be, though Bonnie won’t ever let him tackle plumbing issues.
How many children do they have: Working on their first :).
Who’s more dominate: Bonnie. Tyler likes when she’s forceful lmao.
Favorite nonsexual activity: They like to camp in the woods outside of mystic falls. Their way of conquering bad memories by replacing them with new ones.
Their favorite place to be together: In the house. They are both homebodies. Bonnie likes to relax with her wine coolers and Tyler with his keg lmao.
Any traditions: Watching any game together, especially football. They host the biggest superbowl parties in town.
Their “song”: 1+1 by Beyonce
What they do for each other on holidays: They don’t really celebrate but Bonnie often buys Tyler something or uses one of her sex spells on him lmao.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: They went to Tijuana.
Where did they first meet: First Grade; Tyler had a crush on Bonnie but Bonnie was always too shy to reciprocate lol. They got together after Caroline ran off with Klaus lmfao.
Any pets: Tyler has a python named Travis lmao, Bonnie hates it.
What do they fight over: Who’s team is going to win the game. Seriously, they sometimes get extremely angry lmfao, it always end well though, if you know what I mean :-1
Do they go on vacations, if so where: They usually go to major gambling/party spots like Vegas, Atlantic City, you know.
Stefonnie!
Who cooks: Stefan Boyardee.
Who does the laundry and other chores: They both help one another..
How many children do they have: None.
Who’s more dominate: Bonnie, unless Stefan is on a Ripper Binge lol.
Favorite nonsexual activity: Stefan likes to take her to remote hide aways he found around/outside of Mystic Falls.
Their favorite place to be together: They are both homebodies but outside of being in the house, they have a hideout in the woods where there is a lake and a waterfall and its really pretty and they stay out there for hours on end.
Any traditions: Not really.
Their “song”: Treasure by Bruno Mars and Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake
What they do for each other on holidays: They go out and cut their own Christmas tree. Shit takes hours.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: They went on a Mediterranean cruise.
Where did they first meet: At Mystic Falls High, Bonnie noticed his sexy back, hence the second song lmfao.
Any pets: They have a Bunny named Giuseppe.
What do they fight over: Stefan’s blood intake. Bonnie tries to help him regulate himself and shit gets messy from time to time.
Do they go on vacations, if so where: They don’t really set a specific time to go anywhere, they just spontaneously up and leave sometimes to wherever the wind blows them. Usually remote towns with a beautiful scenery or places Stefan once lived decades ago.
In which 5 of the TVD males want a piece of Bonnie’s pie 😉
So let me make this clear: Everyone wants Kat and Kat wants everyone too. But Julie is so jealous nobody wants her, so she won’t let anybody have Kat. Ta daaaa!
None taken. I can’t speak for others but the main reason I ship Tonnie is because of what they’ve both been through. Both of them has been fucked [for lack of a better word] in some way for the ‘good of the group’. Every nose bleed Bonnie’s suffered, every time she’s lost her powers, every time she’s been left out of plans because of losing said power, every family member she’s lost, every time her life’s been placed on a back burner for the ‘greater good’, she’s been FUCKED over. Mostly by friends having to chose between her or her best friend. She has lost tremendously.
Now, take that and couple it with the underrated male character who has suffered a great deal and you have Tyler. Which to me is the male equivalent to Bonnie. He and Bonnie are both had Daddy issues. His parents are dead, mom was murdered by Klaus who singlehandedly ruined Tyler’s life. He, like Bonnie, was throttled into the supernatural world without a damn choice because they were BORN into it. Tyler started off as a jerk but had a tremendously beautiful character arc and grew into a person I’m proud to stan for. He loves and stands up for his friends even when his friends do him dirty, like Bonnie.
And I could go on forever, but seriously, if any tvd fan don’t know what these two have been through by now they really need to rewatch this entire show for just them two.
Despite the two of them having virtually NO scenes together, they have a lot of things in common and I think if given the chance they can at least be the best of friends because they both know first hand what it’s like to go through what they have been through. They could be each others confidant but they’re never in the same room together seems like which is sad.
Now, those I stated above are just facts. I’ve stanned Tonnie for as long as I can remember. Maybe longer than Bamon tbh, so there are times when I genuinely wish for Tonnie and times when I reach.
Everything below is me reaching lol.
Besides the copious amount of limited Tonnie fics I’ve read, my Tonnie shipping heart was restored when Tyler showed up for Bonnie’s funeral. Listen. I understand that I am reaching but seriously. Caroline, the love of his life, called him the entire freaking summer and longer since he left MF and no one heard a word from Tyler. But he found out that Bonnie died and showed up. He could have showed up as soon as he heard the news and before they had the memorial. He could have showed up simply to see if Caroline was okay. But no. He showed up, out the blue, not making eye contact with anyone, and just simply held a flower and stared off at the tree stump where all of their Bonnie Related things rested.
Bonnie. A girl he barely knew. Her death was a big enough impact to bring Tyler from God know’s where. People argued that he came to support Caroline and I don’t dispute that but that wasn’t the sole reason because if it was, that would have been enough to make him stay. But it wasn’t. I won’t go on and on about Forwood because (I used to stan that ship too) but a part of me believes that even though it seems that Tonnie didn’t know each other, Tyler probably, most definitely understood Bonnie. So much so that he was compelled enough to pay his respects to her.
I’ll have to make myself stop here because this will be SO goddamn long if I don’t but understand this; if you’ve never considered Tonnie, that scene alone should be enough.
Starting with the most Basic- Elena Gilbert Boo- you turned off your emotions not your brain; Although you aren’t the sharpest knife in the shed you should know by now you ain’t fucking with Bonnie Bennett EVER!
Next Damon “RatchetAss” Salvatore!! Have you not been paying attention or have all those snapped necks this season made you dense as hell or do you like to pretend that Stefan wasn’t the one not too long ago was tapping that Holy Vag of Elena Gilbert!
Sir Klaus… All Imma say Is GET A FUCKIN’ HOBBIE!!
April Young!! Uh- What is you?
Silas, Homeboy you are a little shit! But don’t ever, ever, ever show yo’ face again.
Now on to the Flawlessness that was this episode!
Bonnie “Muthafuckin’” Bennett!!!
This B*tch Elena, Trynna kill Bonnie! And got that ass handled!!
Tyler Baby you’re a prince among men, come home baby!
Rebekah telling Matt to look after Bonnie/Mabekah!!
POC of TVD 