maniq1:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

themelanin-child:

okinawawgoddess:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

jd-baby:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

meeeeeshhh:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

whutetdew:

brattynympho:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.

Him: What’s your favorite color?

Me: Lol, pink.

Him: Is that the same color as your panties?

Me:

Him: How was your day?

Me: A little stressful can’t wait to get home and relax.

Him: awww you need some dick to relax babe.

Him: what do you do for fun?

Me: I like to knit

Him: why don’t you knit on this dick

Me:

😂😂😂😂

Him: What are you up to?

Me: Just did laundry, tired af now.

Him: You deserve some dick for that right?

Ladies, keep it going!

Him: wyd

Me: I’m washing dishes

Him: damn…wish I could bend you over the sink

(Someone really told me this)

BYEEEE!! 😂😂😂😂

🙄

Him: wyd?

Me: laying down

Him: without me?

Me:

That’s the granddaddy of them all!

Him: You know you don’t need make up. But that lipstick looks good on you. You should wear it more often.

Me: Aww. That sweet. Thank you.

Him: I see what that lip stick do. But what that mouf do doe?

Him: How was your day?

Me: Fine.

Him: I want to see [your boobs].

Me: